$fangedfem decided to slander my pure and innocent self with her vile lies and then she had the gall to tag me. Like anyone would believe I am pure and innocent. Moving on!

So, uh, yeah. Sorry Steve.

Dear ~bigsdawg :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget your cocaine abuse.

Greetings to your freaky family
*escapism

The rules to this little game are found in Amuris's journal.

And now my turn. Tagged are the following:
~bigsdawg (thought it might be fun to exact revenge on someone else)
`triptychr
`tangledweb
~FaeriePhotographer
*YOSHIMETAL